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17 ore fa
I can't get over the fact that, no matter how hard I try, this particular tweet is going absolutely nowhere.

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2 giorni fa
“Most quotes attributed to Mark Twain were actually said by someone else” - Mark Twain

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3 giorni fa
Sad to see Buttigieg’s momentum fading before I ever really learned how to spell his name.

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5 giorni fa
Great candy bar: Charleston Chew. Not as great:  Myrtle Beach Masticator.

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6 giorni fa
You’ve been married a long time when the trail of rose petals she left you goes to the lawn mower

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7 giorni fa
Does anyone with false teeth refer to them as their Tongue's Cool New Stepdad?

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8 giorni fa
Just bought a white noise machine which only plays sounds of Joe Biden reading TV guide recaps of Succession.

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9 giorni fa
Forget cars, is anyone working on a self-driving government?

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10 giorni fa
DC just announced the title for their next sequel, "Joker: Steeper Stairs"

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11 giorni fa
Today, I bashed people on Twitter, ate junk food and went to a strip club. How did you celebrate “President’s Day”?

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12 giorni fa
Scientists have detected an unexplainable radio signal coming from space. In other words, now even God has a podcast.

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13 giorni fa
Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix series spends a lot of time telling you how to put things in and not enough on how to get them out.

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14 giorni fa
“Is your name Prefrontal Cortex? Because I can’t get you out of my mind without serious damage.”  #ValentinesDay

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